Zombie Repellent Soap - zombie, man soap, man gift, zombie apocalypse, zombie stocking stuffer, horror, funny soap, gag gift, prepper
Free US Priority Mail shipping on orders of 6 bars or more! Use the coupon code 6BARS - must buy 6 regular,zombie repellent or felted soaps, not valid on wholesale items.
Our new and improved Zombie Repellent is here! It's a nice zombie-ish grey and smells amazing. We've made it a lovely unisex scent.
The zombie apocalypse is imminent, I think we can all agree on that. Are you prepared? Along with stores of food and weapons you should have our Zombie Repellent Soap. The goat's milk soap contains special ingredients* to mask your (oh so delicious) human scent, as well as ZOM-PEL zombie repellent and ZOMBEX anti viral wound wash to keep any minor scrapes or scratches from turning you into one of the walking dead. You will still want to smell good, even when surrounded by brain eating zombies, after all. Please note that our handmade soaps vary in color,size and shape, most are around 4 ounces. Soaps will be packaged in shrink wrap.
Need to stock up for your bunker or order wholesale? Just use the code BULK2017 on any order of 12 bars or more.
Saponified oils (olive oil, rice bran oil, coconut oil, palm kernel oil,
castor oil) goat's milk, sodium lactate, silk, pigments, fragrance
*these claims have not been evaluated by the FDA, or anyone for that matter, and are quite possibly fictitious.